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Fri, 24 May 2013 03:23:16 -0700

The Untempered Schism: MOTHERFUCKING LIFE LESSONS FROM YOURS TRULY

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:44:45 -0700

The Untempered Schism: MOTHERFUCKING LIFE LESSONS FROM YOURS TRULY:

- Disposing of a body is fairly easy, as long as you’re not squeamish.

- Body language is just as, or more important than words

- It is far more useful to say ‘I made a mistake, I’ll try to do better’ than to say ‘I’m sorry’

- If you fuck something up, try to fix it

- If you can’t fix it, make it look like you tried

- The fastest way to get chores done is to think of them like favors you’re doing for someone you love. Do the dishes so your loved one doesn’t have to.

-Alternatively, Consider doing things today as a favor to your future self, who is under a lot of strain and really fucking wishes you had just done the goddamn laundry.

- Always return something borrowed in the same or better condition than when you got it

-Failure is good, as long as you learn from your mistakes, and evolve to avoid the same failure in the future.

- Gas and Booze must always be replaced in equal or greater amounts than what you took

- You don’t have to replace food freely given, but if you’re going to help cook, you better help buy the supplies.

- ‘You suck’ and ‘No offense, but…’ should be used in a playful manner.

- If you’re going to do something crazy, go all-out. Forget embarrassment and just leap for it.

- Don’t be afraid to do crazy things. Society’s normal is fucking boring, and crazy things are easier than they seem.

- Embrace passion and stubbornness. Those traits get stuff done.

- The crumbly texture of real taco meat is made from cow cheek muscles.

- Being able to provide food for your loved ones is a badge of honor. Cooking skills are important.

- Feel free to disagree with someone’s opinion.

-Free speech does not mean freedom from consequences of what they’ve said.

-There are wonderful people with stupid ideas, and hateful people with brilliant ideas.

- People change. This is good. It is also very frightening, but trust me, it’ll be alright.

- Life is a nature hike. If you whine and wait eagerly for the end, you’ll miss the entire point of walking.

-If you’re lost, ask for help.

- If you get the chance to do something that terrifies you, do it.

- Compliment people for things you actually admire about them. If you notice they have great teeth, tell them, no matter how awkward you feel about it.

- Don’t assume that other people know how you feel. Most relationship problems are born from misunderstandings and assumptions.

-However, there are some people who actually are poisonous, and spread their misery, hate and anger. Be aware of this.

- The best way to drain a body of blood is to hang them upside down and slit their throat while they’re still alive. Gravity and a still-beating heart will do the rest.

- The most important thing in a relationship is showing that you appreciate your partner - This usually makes them feel great and they appreciate you in return. A huge loop of happiness.

- Find a food that makes you mouthgasm. Consume regularly.

-Do silly things for the hell of it.

-Learn to dance. This is important. You don’t have to be a master of tango, but pick up a style and figure out the basics. Having control over your body and being able to deliberately express emotions through body language are closely entwined.

- If someone makes you feel like you’re worthless, cut them out of your life as quickly and completely as you can.

- A hitman can be hired on the black market for ~20k.

- The anticipation of something bad is often worse than the actual event.

- Not always, though

- If you want someone to pay attention to what you’re saying, challenge their dominance. Make eye contact, stand straight, hands clasped behind you and shoulders back. Enunciate. Act like they should be deferring to you.

- The fastest way to make someone ignore you is to act and speak like your opinion isn’t important.

- Be confident in the way you present yourself, and people will assume you know what you’re doing.

- Savor your food. Eat food worth savoring.

- When in a fight, try to run away first, then dodge, then go for the soft tissue and nerves.

- Don’t fight for dominance. Dominance is achieved through words and body language.

-If it escalates to physical violence, get out of there. If you can’t get out of there, incapacitate with severe pain and try to run again. If pain does not allow an escape route, assume you are under deadly threat and respond with lethal force.

-Take a self defense class, don’t get a black belt. Learning how to react while in danger is far more useful than learning how to fight in a competition or show.

- Smaller, Slighter people - Aikido is your friend.

-Learn your local weapons laws. Take advantage of them.

-Practice random acts of kindness. Smiling, compliments, picking up something that was dropped - They’re small, but they do positively impact people’s lives.

- Don’t watch news channels, you’ll only get depressed.

- Knowing what’s going on in the world is important - That’s what the internet is for.

- Just because you made a stupid decision, doesn’t mean you are stupid. It probably felt like a good idea at the time. Now you know better.

- If you deliberately do a stupid thing, knowing it’s stupid, you deserve the consequences.

- Physical demonstrations of love and appreciation are important.

- Words of appreciation and love are important

- Set ridiculous goals, then work out some smaller goals that act as stepping stones to reach it.

-Thank anyone who helps you.

- Thank anyone who makes you feel good about yourself

- Chickens CAN run around without heads. Make sure to sever the neck, close to the body. This applies to all fowl.

- There is no one in this world exactly like you. You have changed this universe by existing. You have impacted whether someone has lived or died. You, personally, have changed the fate of humanity, by being born.

- If you’re happy, show it.

——- Do you have any life advice?

muchmoregrand: Spoon June 2013 Angelic Pretty Set 9

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:22:08 -0700

muchmoregrand:

Spoon June 2013 Angelic Pretty Set 9

muchmoregrand: Spoon June 2013 Angelic Pretty Set 10

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:02:22 -0700

muchmoregrand:

Spoon June 2013 Angelic Pretty Set 10

lolitahime: ns-kty in Freshly Picked Strawberries

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:02:09 -0700

lolitahime:

ns-kty in Freshly Picked Strawberries

Open your eyes, see all the love in me. I've got enough forever. Don't be afraid, take all you need from me and we'll be strong together.

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:45:37 -0700

darkangelsbride: Pictured by Takato Yamamoto

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:27:23 -0700

darkangelsbride:

Pictured by Takato Yamamoto

I really actually truly screamed

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:08 -0700

I really actually truly screamed

noneofyoucanmakethegrade: Our thoughts compressed which makes...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:57:41 -0700

noneofyoucanmakethegrade:

Our thoughts compressed which makes us blessed and makes for stormy weather

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:11:06 -0700

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:45:22 -0700

Things you should know about every sign.

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:54:00 -0700

♈ Aries: Aries are generally very innocent creatures. There are two sides to their inner world: a world full of hate and a world full of love.They can understand other’s problems quite easily.
♉ Taurus: Taureans do not forget past injustices, and they also remember their past pain as well— and will remind you of it. The tragedy with a Taurus is that their pain is just as fresh
today as it was the first time.
♊ Gemini: One Gemini girl equals several women. Though they suffer alone, Geminis will always try to look optimistic and happy in front of others. There is intelligence underneath the scatteredness.
♋ Cancer: Life doesn’t stand still for this sign, even if they remain in one place. Their link with the Moon often makes it impossible for them to operate on an even keel from day to day - emotions are unsteady, unstable;
♌ Leo: It is easy to crush them with coolness. It takes much courage and energy to radiate so much, and they need lots of love and smiles from others to keep it going.
♍ Virgo: In times of distress Virgos tend to become very unnatural, so they confine themselves in their own world and ignore the people around them. Virgos are well-aware of the coldness they’re portraying to others during these moments, yet they are unable to change or control their mood so they choose to hide in their bubble.
♎ Libra: Libras are always trying to control their emotions and are very capable of keeping feelings in check.They often feel alienated from their own heart because they have distanced themselves from their inner world
♏ Scorpio: Scorpio have their natural defences up. They see the world is a dark place and are simply protecting themselves. They have trouble managing their intense emotions.
♐ Sagittarius: They will portray a very independent and happy image, seemingly unaffected by their unfortunate situations. Seeing their optimism, others may think that they are indifferent, as Sagittarius will never show how much they are suffering.
♑ Capricorn: Capricorns rarely feel that they are accurately portrayed by their star sign definition. While it is true they put themselves to work, have a determination to succeed, and possess much strength inside a caring heart - it is hard for any of the other sides to grasp the complexities going on in their minds; they can’t explain it. and even if they could - we wouldn’t understand it.
♒ Aquarius: Aquarius feel very helpless when they realize that they’ve grown emotional towards a person. It’s the only thing that makes them lose their rationality and they become lost in the feeling.
♓ Pisces: Being kind is their preferred way of life since it is adaptive, effortless and gains them respect easily from others. They understand this very well, so they use compassion to deal with most situations.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 21:20:02 -0700

seattleHARDCORE: radio! wednesdays 8-10pm PST

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:29:01 -0700

seattleHARDCORE: radio! wednesdays 8-10pm PST:

Seattle Hardcore Radio is going live in thirty minutes!

This week we’ve got DJ Dummy and Ian K behind the decks! Prepare for some freeform, uk hardcore and drum & bass IN YOUR FACE!

We’ve got a chat room run by the amazing sPiN! Partykid Radio Network, join us at http://superk.dj/spin

Reblog if Placebo changed your fucking life.

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:55:44 -0700

exaltationonthekitchenfloor: Sommes nous les jouets du destin? Souviens toi des moments...

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:53:44 -0700

exaltationonthekitchenfloor:

Sommes nous les jouets du destin?
Souviens toi des moments divins
Planants, éclatés au matin
Et maintenant nous sommes tout seuls
Perdus les rêves de s’aimer
Le temps où on avait rien fait
Il nous reste toute une vie pour pleurer
Et maintenant nous sommes tout seuls

Protect me from what I want
Protège-moi, protège-moi
Protège-moi de mes désirs

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Tue, 14 May 2013 15:30:23 -0700

I’m sorry people will always make assumptions about you and associate you with the photos I...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:40:07 -0700

I’m sorry people will always make assumptions about you and associate you with the photos I took of you and Bekah. That day was so much fun and I will always love the photos, but the internet has ruined them for me.

You guys looked so cute that day.

notreallydaily: in celebration of minisculegiraffes’ adorable...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:58:25 -0700

notreallydaily:

in celebration of minisculegiraffes’ adorable new urls ahhhhhhh

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Tue, 14 May 2013 11:33:00 -0700